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I used to have a pair of shorts like these and there wasn’t any other piece of clothing that would give me a BBL the way these shorts did. I don’t know how I lost them but all I had left was a series of nudes that I took to seduce someone who thought Copenhagen was in England. You should buy these and see if they do the trick for you. Just pick someone who’s familiar with a map of Europe, at least.

MODEL IS WEARING SIZE SMALL

HEAVY COTTON SPANDEX JERSEY: 90% cotton 10% spandex. Fold over short.

ethically made in LA by hot people.

MOVE IM GAY SHORTS

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I used to have a pair of shorts like these and there wasn’t any other piece of clothing that would give me a BBL the way these shorts did. I don’t know how I lost them but all I had left was a series of nudes that I took to seduce someone who thought Copenhagen was in England. You should buy these and see if they do the trick for you. Just pick someone who’s familiar with a map of Europe, at least.

MODEL IS WEARING SIZE SMALL

HEAVY COTTON SPANDEX JERSEY: 90% cotton 10% spandex. Fold over short.

ethically made in LA by hot people.

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